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Maroon@lemmy.world to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

How many followers do you plebs have, huh?

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How many followers do you plebs have, huh?

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Maroon@lemmy.world to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago
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  • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    “Thanks to the 23000 bots I paid for!”

  • FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
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    The fucked-up porn I create has upwards of twenty five million views

    I should put that on my next job application

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      Link?

      • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        2 days ago

    • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world
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      Yes. Also, link?

      • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Here’s a few Links.

      • FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
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        There’s stuff on my profile, you can get to my redgifs from there

        • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world
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          Omg I just noticed your username

    • Janx@piefed.social
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      It’s probably fisting, right?

      • FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
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        I have created some fisting content, but I don’t consider that to be fucked-up

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          That’s fair. Just joking based on your username, not actually judging!

  • xthexder@l.sw0.com
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    “building AI products that matter”

    lol

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Such as myself!

      This entire profile is a fake person!

      …or is it?

      Aha, gotcha!

      You see, by the power of AI, I have made you entirely unable to tell if I am fake, or just delusional!

      Now who could put a price on that…?

      Me, of course!

      Whoever/Whatever I am! Pay me money now!

  • Sarah Valentine@pawb.social
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    My shitty Patreon has like one supporting member and four followers, and I still feel more fulfilled in my work than I would gaining any amount of success working with AI.

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      Is that supporting member also a follower? It makes a statistaical significance.

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        I’m pretty sure they are, but I also don’t know how to check. I’m kinda new to this whole Patreon thing lol.

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    Who is “we”? Isn’t she just a single person?

    Unless, of course, it’s the Royal “we”

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      Its her and her bot army

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      The royal we is a thing corpos use pretty often.

      They gaslight everyone, including themselves.

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    I’ve been on LinkedIn since it started and I have less than 1K followers. It seems unlikely to get that many organically, unless you’re someone famous in an industry. And I don’t think she is. But hey, whatever floats your boat.

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      I’ve been on linkedin for an amount of time I am unaware of, and have a number of followers somewhere equal to or above zero, and don’t know if a follower and a connection are the same thing. It went downhill for me when I got rid of my D&D stats.

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    None and I’m absolutely fine with that

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