I misread #1 as “You can’t hear your ears without a mirror”, which might make even less sense… But being someone who can slightly move my ear independently of my face (only the left one), I moved it, heard the low sound of hair moving against it and thought, “Ha! You’re wrong!” The rest got me, though…
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Transfem@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Gender affirmation before diagnosisEnglish
3·10 hours agoCis-het dude here, so I hope I’m allowed to comment. All I want to say is I love your positivity. 37 is late in life to find out who you are, but it’s better than 40, better than 65, better than 80… Now go out there and live your best life!
Yeah. Everyone was plastered all the time.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Am I "too woke" for thinking the upcoming Michael Jackson biopic is disgusting?English
31·11 hours agoI guess it depends. Is it factual and balanced or does it ignore that creepy part of his life? Being approved by the e$tate makes me doubt that.
IMO, where there’s smoke, there’s fire. Much has been said of his “child-like wonder and innocence”, but he wasn’t special needs or anything; he was still an adult! Like the rest of us, he made choices knowing how they would be viewed. Sure, maybe one family made shit up, hoping for a payday. But to then continue doing the same things after the initial accusation, bringing children into your bed at night…!? Personally, I would have installed cameras everywhere, hired a childcare person to always be there with the children, and, y’know, not have them sleep in my bed overnight. It would prove there was nothing going on, protect his reputation and fortune, give the parents peace of mind, etc. But he didn’t do any of that…
Well… Someone did tell him to “fetch” the police!
“I have benefited from open-source before, but now discourage collaboration and only want clankers to submit code.”
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World News@beehaw.org•Condom prices could rise 30% due to Iran war, says world’s top producer KarexEnglish
6·15 hours agoKarex produces more than 5 billion condoms annually and is a supplier to leading brands like Durex and Trojan, as well as national health systems such as the UK’s NHS and global aid programmes run by the United Nations
The biggest surprise is that apparently top brands like Durex and Trojan, (and the UK’s NHS) don’t actually make condoms!? What, they just resell them from another company? And then they’re surprised that a single factor could disrupt their entire business?? Talk about putting all your eggs in one basket…
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Canada@lemmy.ca•$28.9M private jet province bought, plans to sell, could have used only 10% of Ontario airportsEnglish
6·1 day agoAmerican here. I wish I knew…
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News@lemmy.world•Trump says he will 'remember' companies that don't seek tariff refundsEnglish
15·1 day agoYeah, there’s no chance they now lower prices and collect less profit. That’s what we should remember…
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News@lemmy.world•What’s behind the US army’s decision to raise enlistment age to 42?English
2·2 days agoThat’s just water under the fridge.
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politics @lemmy.world•US DoJ launches investigation into Southern Poverty Law CenterEnglish
7·2 days agoDisgusting. This administration will inflict misery on working people, immigrants, the poor, minorities, etc. ANYONE but the rich and powerful. I hope a million more Luigis happen…
Everyone:
Anti-vaxxers: “You’re just getting vaccines to be trendy, not to protect your family and others!”
Janx@piefed.socialto
News@lemmy.world•US Navy denies food shortages after grim photos emerge from blockade shipsEnglish
34·4 days agoIt’s almost worse if there’s no food shortage and this administration just chooses to feed our service members like we’re still suffering through the Great Depression. Wish they’d stop voting for Republicans though, this is what you get…
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk.English
5·4 days agoHow do I delete someone else’s comment?
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What song lives rent free in your head?English
1·4 days agohttps://youtube.com/watch?v=GrXhvenw0UA
I just think it’s neat.
It may take away jobs from loyal workers, be less efficient, require an AI subscription, be environmentally devastating, but at least the end product also doesn’t work at all.
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Everyday Carry. What essentials do you carry on a daily basis?@sopuli.xyz•Do dogs count? Brownie goes with us everywhere!English
7·5 days agoI thought it was “excellent dogs count”.
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Ask Science@lemmy.world•What's a scientific fact that sounds 100% real but is made up?English
3·4 days agoWhen enlarged, a prostate can swell up to the size of a basketball. (Actually only a grapefruit.)



“Lemmy isn’t much better than Reddit”
“Both sides are the same”
“Harris would have been just as bad as Trump”
“Liberals are just as bad as Conservatives”
“The other side wants to hunt you for sport, but this side wants to give you healthcare; it’s all the same!”
This probably isn’t directed at you specifically, but the false equivalencies these days are simply unhinged…