• boaratio@lemmy.world
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        13 days ago

        RFK Jr voice: I just wanted to taste the raccoon penis. I didn’t intend to eat enough to get cancer from it

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        13 days ago

        Knowing musk instead of a fruit diet like Jobs, he’d probably try fucking a cantaloupe to cure his cancer.

    • Afaithfulnihilist@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      14 days ago

      I hope it hollowsnhim out from the inside and he has to pour all of his money into experimental medical research only to have everyone around him funnel his money to their own projects instead while he is wheeled around like helper from venture brothers.

    • krisevol@lemmus.org
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      13 days ago

      He has created literally 1000’s of millionaire and trillions in wealth.