I tried it. It works. Now i feel dirty. :(
The circle is now complete. It began with coding in raw machine language, and it ends in coding entirely in emojis. The prophecy has been fulfilled. The end is nigh.
Somebody set up us the bomb. All our base are belong to them. You have no chance to survive make your time. Move ‘ZIG’.
Base64 is history. I’m going to encode all my binary data in emojis from now on!
Right, it should work great for anything you need to copy paste and want more compact on the screen, or for urls too. Even for checksums.
Reminded me of the illegal prime number https://web.archive.org/web/20101127060515/http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/03/19/dvd_descrambler_encoded_in_illegal/
… that just so happens to decrypt DVD video.
There’s a few of these. I particularly like the “free speech flag”: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illegal_number
This reminds me of “bugoga” from the olden days.
(Circa 2007 on bashorgru, there was a meme about writing “bugoga” into a text file, renaming it to exe and then running it. That made the cursor jump around the console and if you had a connected matrix printer, it would start going crazy - something about writing spaces to all available output in an endless loop)
It kind of reminds me of a thing from the Apple IIe. If you were running a program on that machine and it crashed, it would often crash into this built-in micro debugger mode that gave you a * prompt. The normal boot-up ] prompt accepted BASIC and PRODOS commands, but the * prompt was for working with the Apple microassembler, and it was NOT user-friendly to the average young geek. So I learned exactly one command, which was 3D0G. My understanding was that this was an unconditional jump command to the place that PRODOS was normally loaded into memory at boot, so if the program hadn’t overwritten that, it would get you back to the ] prompt. (Otherwise you had to turn the computer off and on again so it would reload from ROM, which wasn’t a huge problem anyway, but this was a bit faster.) But I’m not actually sure exactly what it did. Anyway, it was memorable enough (since the zero looked close to an O that I could remember it as “three dogs”) that I held on to it. Not actually important, just, y’know, kinda fun.

Huh, I wonder if that’s where his name came from.
Had the same thought, would be pretty cool/interesting if so.
(Owwwwwww)
I’m guessing those emoji happen to encode the opcodes for a program?
Yeah. This method is really cool, and it has been used for legitimate cases before. Look at the EICAR file:
X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*It is a test file for malware detection software (in fact, it will still get flagged today if you try to send it, download it or save it to your disk). It prints “EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!” when run.
It was purposefully made so all the opcodes appeared as characters you can type on a standard keyboard. That way, anyone can write the file themselves even if they don’t have internet or a way to download it. It’s also easier to get it into test containers/VMs that are isolated from the internet or physical hardware, which is where most malware testing happens.
Neat.
Damn, I didn’t realize I could type machine code with my emoji keyboard
So what does it actually do? rm -rf or something like that?
Edlin and debug allowed fast com file programming.
🐸☺️🐰🐎♐🗃️🧯🧯🧯🐮💗🦮♐🐰🐹🗃️🧯🧯🧯🧯💗🪗🧯😗🧮😗🧮😗🐮😪😔⭐
But that’s neat.
I vaguely recall that typing ‘copy con clock$’ would freeze a computer.
On DOS you could also have fun by replacing prompt $p$g with prompt {whatever text you want instead of c:}
Abusing Dos is for oldies.
Hush, child, the grownups are talking.
@ECHO OFF
ECHO Beginning critical system diagnostic…
PAUSE
ECHO.
ECHO Analyzing user competence level…
PAUSE
ECHO.
ECHO Diagnostic complete.
ECHO.
ECHO Result: Computer is fine. You, however, remain the weakest
ECHO component in this system.
ECHO.
ECHO Have a nice day.
You forgot a few random REM statements that don’t actually do anything even if you uncomment them.
Wow, you sure demonstrated your superior competence level with those echo statements.
PEBKAC.BAT
I feel attacked
Thanks for reminding me that my back hurts.













