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minus-squareCrackhappy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down1·19 hours ago@ECHO OFF ECHO Beginning critical system diagnostic… PAUSE ECHO. ECHO Analyzing user competence level… PAUSE ECHO. ECHO Diagnostic complete. ECHO. ECHO Result: Computer is fine. You, however, remain the weakest ECHO component in this system. ECHO. ECHO Have a nice day.
minus-squareKojichan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 hours agoYou forgot a few random REM statements that don’t actually do anything even if you uncomment them.
minus-squareDookieman12@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·13 hours agoWow, you sure demonstrated your superior competence level with those echo statements.
@ECHO OFF
ECHO Beginning critical system diagnostic…
PAUSE
ECHO.
ECHO Analyzing user competence level…
PAUSE
ECHO.
ECHO Diagnostic complete.
ECHO.
ECHO Result: Computer is fine. You, however, remain the weakest
ECHO component in this system.
ECHO.
ECHO Have a nice day.
You forgot a few random REM statements that don’t actually do anything even if you uncomment them.
Wow, you sure demonstrated your superior competence level with those echo statements.
PEBKAC.BAT