tl;dr; M$ is panicking over potential lost marketshare and wants you to come back to daddy instead of standing on your own two feet by giving Linux a chance. M$ promises it won’t hit you again. That was old M$, new M$ will be respectable to you and your data. Don’t leave now.
It’s too late, I’ve already gotten rid of every single Windows device in my house except for an old shitty laptop because My 2015 iMac can’t run the Mac version of the firmware updates for various audio devices.
tl;dr; M$ is panicking over potential lost marketshare and wants you to come back to daddy instead of standing on your own two feet by giving Linux a chance. M$ promises it won’t hit you again. That was old M$, new M$ will be respectable to you and your data. Don’t leave now.
It’s too late, I’ve already gotten rid of every single Windows device in my house except for an old shitty laptop because My 2015 iMac can’t run the Mac version of the firmware updates for various audio devices.
I keep a gun next to that laptop, just in case.
And we all laughed. You laughed, I laughed, Siri laughed, you shot the laptop, we all laughed.