So good nobody moved
It’s the scandinavian opening (winter gambit, everybody freeze!)
They’ve been moving knights.
A real cold open
A true bachelor pad fridge. A hammer, because that’s the only storage space You have, a bottle of sriracha, because that’s the only condiment You need for take out and a chessboard for a silly joke.
Why are there an extra set of queens?
If you get a pawn to the opposite end of the board, it turns into a queen.
But only if it wants to
Choice and consent is always important
Must transition though.
Illusion of choice. Must translation with limited options. Still can’t leave the matrix
Thanks
Cheerleaders. Objectification of women continues smh.
Keep us updated when the fridge makes its move.
I have questions…
I may be bad at chess, but my refrigerator is fucking awful at it.
I lost to my refrigerator. It’s a 1974 Freeze’n’Shit
That’s a nice hammer.
