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MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world to Pointlessly Gendered Products@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 7 days ago

The Shake™

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The Shake™

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MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world to Pointlessly Gendered Products@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 7 days ago
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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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    why do people pay out the ass for food that would literally be used to show how dystopian a space civilization is?
    like, the fact that there’s an actual real company called “soylent” makes me want to eat nothing but home-grown vegetables for the rest of my life.

    • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I don’t pay out the ass for it, would certainly never buy this overpriced garbage, but I’ve ended up eating a lot of “space food” because I have pretty bad digestion issues and it’s some of the only food I can eat that satisfies my daily nutritional requirements and does not hurt me after.

      no idea why healthy people would do it tho, it generally sucks.

  • Another Catgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    56 grams per meal doesn’t seem particularly filling

  • Pandantic [they/them]@midwest.social
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    Ah yes, the two genders:

    • Chocolate
    • Vanilla
    • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      I identify as mint.

      • Pandantic [they/them]@midwest.social
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        We as a large shake corporation will only sell you in June and will pretend you dont exist the other 11 months.

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    the amounts of vitamins and minerals added are slightly different between ‘genders’, even between same flavours, of this grossly-overpriced ‘weight loss shake’.

  • MintyFresh@lemmy.world
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    I wonder what happens if you eat both at once?

    • terranoid@lemmy.cafe
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      They have a strike team for that

    • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.worldOP
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      Bigender Shake

      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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        big ender shake
        makes you teleport 500 meters

      • Addition@sh.itjust.works
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        Gender Fluid?

      • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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        is that unicode

        • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.worldOP
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          What?

          • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Endian

  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    You’ll have your identity stolen from you, ground up, dehydrated, pulverized, and sold back to you on a big box store shelf.

  • Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Thats pretty expensive for protein, 35 usd for 15 servings is pretty small

    Normal amount is usually around 25 to 30 servings for that price point

    • cheat700000007@lemmy.world
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      Yeah but this one has marketing

  • Leon@pawb.social
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    When you want vanilla but your shake needs a penis.

  • SomGye@sh.itjust.works
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    But… I thought society taught that women are more into chocolate! 🤯

  • BillMurray@lemmy.ca
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    Vanilla whey protein shakes blow chocolate out of the water.

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      Hard disagree. To me, a vanilla protein shake is just boring sweet milk.

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