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MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago

Anon took bad hiring decisions

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Anon took bad hiring decisions

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MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world
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    What robot? Where? How sexy was it? Are there images online that can be viewed, for science? Did it even have lips, or working genitalia?

    The lack of answers makes me consider this fallacious and homosexual

    • wuffah@lemmy.world
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      If the robot had big tits, I can totally understand.

      • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.worldOP
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        Come on, metal tits aren’t even squisheable

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          May I introduce you to the world of soft robotics 😏

    • zaphod@sopuli.xyz
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      Obviously one of those industrial robots.

      • flandish@lemmy.world
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        a new sex axis denso model.

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    Where was this job? 1990s Chucky Cheese with the animatronic band?

    • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.worldOP
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      The Cum Animatronic Incident

      • Programmer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        The nut of 87’

        • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.worldOP
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          Okay, you won it

  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    She got over it! Good for her!!

  • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de
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    why fire if good worker?

    Did the robot contact HR?

  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I remember hearing of things we fear the most can also end up as an attraction. That might explain clown girls, actually.

    • St.Elsewhere@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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      This might come as a revelation but clown girls are usually hot because they’re played by hot girls. It’s in the same vein as “Thing. Thing Japan.”

    • _druid@sh.itjust.works
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      Gotta get over that fear to get that sweet clussy

      • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.worldOP
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        I was about to make a joke about Clanker Pussy too, but Clussy can also mean it.

    • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.worldOP
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      Makes sense. Or maybe she was pretending to be scared when infact that was lust.

    • Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml
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      Idk about anyone else but I was never scared of clowns, just watched Big Comfy Couch as a kid and was permanently affected by Loonette doing the countdown. Now a painted face and a high level of flexibility are turn-ons for me forever thanks to a kids show!

  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world
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    She’s grtting over her fears, jesus. Let her be!!

    • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.worldOP
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      Overcame her fears; Went too far.

      • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world
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        Going too far would be to come over your fears rather than merely overcome them, in this case

      • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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        Something was coming over her.

        • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.worldOP
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          Well, it sure wasn’t the robot.

  • plutopos@lemmy.zip
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    anon hires a fnaf fan

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      FNAF Fans when they see that one Chica design (I forgot which one it was now)

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    Highways have managers? Like Highway 55 has a manager. Just for that Highway? (Hwy means Highway. Hwy 55 is Highway 55.)

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      I looked it up, you’re correct on all counts but HWY 55 is also a burger place. They use little robot waiters to bring food to tables apparently.

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        I shall call it… clackerburger.

        • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.worldOP
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          Clankerburger. Clankburger. Clankurger. Damn, that’s a lot of name options. HAImburger.

          • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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            HAImburger

            this gave me a chortle. tyvm

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              (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)

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        So, anon gave 4chan members the chance of doxxing him?

        • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          theoretically if the story wasn’t fake and gay

      • MNByChoice@midwest.social
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        Thank you for finding that information. The story makes more sense now.

        Still a story about a strange person.

  • webp@mander.xyz
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    Anon wants the robot to themself

    • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.worldOP
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      Damn, I wanted to make a “Fake/Gay” joke, but didn’t know what to write in the “Gay” part. Guess you got it.

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    Ah yes, a robosexual.

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      Autosexual

  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    making out with the robot

    Just… How would this even be possible? What would it look like?

    Why would a robot have a mouth, let alone a tongue?

    • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.worldOP
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      Probably she was licking the bot and rubbing herself against it.

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    Would lemmings fire her? I know I wouldn’t. I’d want her to stop, because, you know, germs, but at the same time 1) good for her, 2) you can just tell her to stop.

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      I sure wouldn’t want someone saying around “lol i fuck with (corporation)'s robots haha”.

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      As a Lemmy I would join in on the three way kissing with robot and girl>

  • Xerxos@lemmy.ml
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    Rookie mistake. See, the first thing you should do in this situation is to buy a robot costume…

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    *Safe for work.

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