Do they actually know how the technology works? They will have to scan everything inbound and outbound connections, basically managed devices.

Apple and Google have been given a three-month ultimatum to make it impossible for children to take, share or view nude images on their smartphones, British Prime Minister Keir Starmer said on Monday.

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    There is a nice german word for such thinking. It’s “Vollkasko-mentalität” - Vollkasko is car insurance which covers everything + mentality.

    I also find it funny that any existing smartphones have to work in this system too. I’d like to see the performance of any filter technology on an Android 4 based device that hasn’t seen an update or an replacement battery for decades. And what about feature phones?

    I’d say let them catapult themselves back into analog times, it’ll be fun to watch when they realize that filtering that requires opening letters like back in East Germany.

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    If Apple and Google are sending kids nude images, then their parents are showing them porn by giving them phones.

    Let me guess, the solution is age verification for everyone?

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      because it’s not about the kids, it’s never been about the kids. It’s about collecting/harvesting user data, IDs, and tracking said user.

      Age verification for social media isn’t working. why? because people will simply just stop using it. now porn? well they figure everyone gets horny and loves porn so it’s the next best bet to continue to try and collect said data.

      We all know the EASIEST solution to this issue, it’s like you set, parental controls. it’s always been the easiest solution. always. but THAT doesn’t collect a users data.

      Look i’ll be honest if all these governments and companies just straight up came out and said “ok, we lied, it’s not about the kids we just want your data. that’s it. we want it so we can track it and sell it. we need the easy money.” I’d slightly respect them more for it.

      Seriously how about this “you allow us to collect and sell your data and we’ll give you a tax break or a cut of the profits from selling it. we’ll make this an opt in thing” just do that. just be god damn honest.

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      Easy, just send every parent who gives a minor a phone to prison. Problem solved!

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      The end result is further controlling people and surveilling them. Privacy is being murdered in record time.

      Soon every person will have a mandatory telescreen in their pocket, linked to their facial recognition in a Palantir run ‘government’ database.

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    Yeah bro we’re totally just scanning everything you send just on the off chance that a child (even though you have none and don’t know any) are takes your phone and uses it to send a dick pic haha no bro don’t worry it’s for their safety haha

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      And, because Apple cares about us, they can create the Personal Pictures Privacy Pro subscription. A plan where any compromising images are kept out of public dark web Facebook groups, for the low price of $29.95 per month.

      Disclaimer: Privacy and security applied by your Personal Pictures Privacy Pro plan will be generated by mid-tier cost effective AI, which itself was trained on the work of the most affordable people who told us they were privacy and security experts.

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    Over reach dressed up as protection for children.

    I don’t have kids myself so can’t say I understand how prevalent this problem is, but I can imagine it’s not as big of a problem as what politicians are making out. Certainly not big enough that this can be the answer, even if this legitimately required a solution, such a solution would surely be a last resort.

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      Easiest solution is awarness. Teach the parents how to monitor their children and how to use parental control. They can offer classes for this.

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        Its just crazy the amount of stupid laws that poo up in place of covering for poor parenting lol

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      On iOS parental controls let you choose to manage the child’s contacts. So they can only communicate with anyone you put in there. You can also block communication in apps. You can also block unapproved websites or let Apple block the ones in its list. You can set age restrictions on everything. You can be pretty heavy-handed if you want to. You can also buy the kid a dumb phone.

      He may as well be saying that he needs to put cameras in every car to verify that kids are wearing seatbelts if they’re in the car. That would likely reduce more harm than this, but it’s also more obvious what the problem is.

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    • Demand <something impossible> to “protect the children” or else we’ll do <even more dystopian surveillance>
    • <something impossible> is not done because, well, it’s impossible.
    • Do <even more dystopian surveillance> whilst claiming “they gave us no other choice”
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    I wonder what would happen if those companies simply told the UK government it wasn’t possible, and withdrew from the market?

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      If one party decides to make the country an open air prison, all it does is secure political victory towards their opposition party that intend to reverse those changes. The flag might change, but the methods stay the same.

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    What’s more likely, the prime minister is a clueless idiot who jeeps making blunder after blunder and is too stupid to even consider asking for advice from experts in the field, or he’s paid by terrorists?

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    Fucking hell, can we get an age and qualification limit on politicians already?

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    My partner sent me some dirties and the new iphone asked her if she was sure.

    Creepy shit.

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    Politicians are usually completely fucking clueless about the nuances of technology, but there’s something in the water in the UK that seems to make their pols reach for the stars in that regard.