If you think that’s needlessly specific, have you ever seen the Wookiepedia page about “breasts?”
Then again, Memory Alpha also has a page on breasts.
Just imagine how much smaller both of these wikis would be if everyone had easy access to comprehensive mental health treatment.
Like Ezri?
My personal favorite is the tardis page on sex
The most disturbing part of this is that teeth are referred to in the past tense.
Isn’t that a stylistic constraint of all Memory Alpha wiki submissions?
It might be. I’ve never used or read that wiki. I still find it disturbing to talk about teeth in the past tense.
They even have a page about the past tense written in the past tense.
Ransom’s teeth definitely were for a while
Some human adults, such as Selbie, had a notably ample bosom.[5]
Oh God, the image for that article is fucking shirtless Kylo Ren.
Alpha Memory got nothing on Wookiepedia’s page on Water in Star Wars.
They even have entries for both canon and non-canon instances of water.
The fucking appearances list… The idea of someone going through every single piece of Star Wars content looking for water just so they can have the most accurate article.
Moopsy chasing teeth really ruined my verisimilitude for that episode. Teeth aren’t bones and Moopsy knows that.
