Do you need me to bring you a drink up there on the cross?

Framing it as an accessibility feature is just citing your own anecdotal experiences and biases, which are meaningless because I have several autistic people in my own social circle who hold my opinion: that the only way to properly convey tone and text is to write properly and read attentively. The right interpretation for what I write is the one I wrote, and if I ever catch myself caring about the Le Epic Updoot Meme Point score on my posts or comments (which I have disabled on my Lemmy app, so I can’t even see it) I will stick a loaded shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toe.

The /s tag is a very poor substitute for context clues and common sense. Tone indicators have no place in discourse.

What’s to understand? Euphoric fedora tippers will shit themselves to death about anything connected to religion as a point of principle and papists will defend anything Catholic to the death, usually other peoples’ deaths.

As in, are you really being honest when you say you can’t tell? I think it’s pretty obvious.

Imagine opening your mouth and a turd doesn’t flop out. You might have to try really hard.

Do you mean “honestly”?

I wonder how much you’ll have to pay in order to avoid having a negative spin on yours.

Oh sorry I didn’t realize you were genuinely nuts.

I wonder what their actual goal is? Because actually posing a real, material threat to American economic hegemony results in your country experiencing regime change and people on forums a decade later arguing about whether you’re dead or in hiding with Elvis and Tupac.

"Maybe these people wouldn’t be suffering from as much stress and financial hardship if they weren’t carbrained pieces of fucking shit!"

Maybe if you plugged away at it for a while you could come up with an even more flaccid and contrived rebuttal.

Evidently you did, because it’s mentioned that she was a member of the Imperial Senate right up till it was dissolved. She participated directly in the government that built a weapon of mass destruction and used it to commit a genocidal act of state terrorism. Thankfully, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, they never invented purity testing so people like you weren’t wrenching their spines in an effort to suck their own dicks about it.

And here I thought I’d never see a lower form of wit than punning.

We still have polling conducted on the basis of who’s going to pick up a cold call on their landline phone.

Who the fuck do you think is gonna pick a cold call up and talk to the weirdo who wants something from you at all, landline or no?

“Votink does not matter tovarisch, I do not even bother and nobody should my fellow American youth, do you know what I be saying my dog?”

Let me guess. Dumped by an art girl and anxious about the $600 you invested?

Why would we need chemtrails when we’ve already made it so that everything that’s the color red whispers to schizophrenic people on a frequency only they can hear?

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