I was thinking really hard about the cute little peruvian alien things whilst making pizza and I’ve come up with a theory.
What if they’re future humans evolved from chickens because they only have 3 fingers, from a different dimension. And they’re here to harvest our chickens. We have a lot of chickens and now we have bad bird flu… I’m going to ignore that chickens aren’t going missing but it’s a tight argument.
But the price of eggs is going up up up. Maybe they’re harvesting surreptitious eggs from the egg farmers, rather than chickens. Which make a lot of noise so harder to be stealthy about it.
I was thinking really hard about the cute little peruvian alien things whilst making pizza and I’ve come up with a theory.
What if they’re future humans evolved from chickens because they only have 3 fingers, from a different dimension. And they’re here to harvest our chickens. We have a lot of chickens and now we have bad bird flu… I’m going to ignore that chickens aren’t going missing but it’s a tight argument.
But the price of eggs is going up up up. Maybe they’re harvesting surreptitious eggs from the egg farmers, rather than chickens. Which make a lot of noise so harder to be stealthy about it.
Pauses ~thinks about it~
slaps own face hmm that would actually make more sense.