I had this long term girlfriend that loved gardening. I took her to the local garden store and said shop and enjoy. Cost me near $1000 that day, but the random ‘happy’ sex for those next few weeks was pristine. Bonus, more than half of what she bought she used at my house which looked amazing for all 5 months of warm weather as all these flowers and formerly rough areas just looked amazing with mulch, and trim and full grass… worth every penny.
I miss her some times… but she loved to lie, like A LOT, and I just couldn’t handle it anymore.
I’m currently digging out a path through 4 inch tree roots so I can lay down pavers and connect two areas that should have been connected 46 years ago. I’d love a trip to the garden store just to get some better dedicated tools to rip up the land.
Fortunately my wife always tells the truth. But I did date a full blown list for 5 years. No fun.
One day I took my wife out for a date night that included Mexican food and an all she could buy trip to Dollar Tree. She spent $24.
I had this long term girlfriend that loved gardening. I took her to the local garden store and said shop and enjoy. Cost me near $1000 that day, but the random ‘happy’ sex for those next few weeks was pristine. Bonus, more than half of what she bought she used at my house which looked amazing for all 5 months of warm weather as all these flowers and formerly rough areas just looked amazing with mulch, and trim and full grass… worth every penny.
I miss her some times… but she loved to lie, like A LOT, and I just couldn’t handle it anymore.
I’m currently digging out a path through 4 inch tree roots so I can lay down pavers and connect two areas that should have been connected 46 years ago. I’d love a trip to the garden store just to get some better dedicated tools to rip up the land.
Fortunately my wife always tells the truth. But I did date a full blown list for 5 years. No fun.
Legend.