🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agoAnon makes some changessh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square67linkfedilinkarrow-up1498arrow-down114
arrow-up1484arrow-down1imageAnon makes some changessh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agomessage-square67linkfedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up80arrow-down1·1 month agoYou don’t want to do a job interview while being backed up with five days of semen you’ll come in your pants if the interviewer says something nice.
minus-squaregurty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·1 month agoInterviewer: So, you have an impressive resume… Interviewee: OH NO… TRAIN IS LEAVING THE STATION
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·1 month agoTwist: interviewer is Sharon Stone
minus-squareshynoise@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoScream: interviewer is no Sharon Stone
You don’t want to do a job interview while being backed up with five days of semen you’ll come in your pants if the interviewer says something nice.
Interviewer: So, you have an impressive resume…
Interviewee: OH NO… TRAIN IS LEAVING THE STATION
UH OH SPAGHETTIOS
Twist: interviewer is Sharon Stone
Scream: interviewer is no Sharon Stone