- Rule of Acquisition #63: The riskier the road, the greater the profit.  
- I like profit … I just don’t like profit THAT much 
 
- Sell that virus for a hundred gross of self-sealing stem bolts, and you’re already on the road to profit. - But why would I need self-sealing stem bolts? - You could triple your production of reverse-ratcheting routing planers! 
- I can see it for SSSBs because nobody even knows what they are actually for, but nog should have loved the idea of getting a piece of land. Buying up property and renting it out without actually providing any value yourself is one of the hallmarks of any successful - capitalistferengi. It’s just latinum in a different shape
 
 
- I can’t wait for crusader Kings ferenginar to release 
- Man, I tried to click on this picture a dozen times before I read the title. - Sorry for the fake out 
 
- I would be very tempted… but then I’d also wonder if the ad was the best part. You know, like a great trailer for a crappy movie. - Rule of acquisition number 239: Never be afraid to mislabel a product! 
 
- This is the most cursed thing I’ve seen all day holy shit - Thanks - You’re welcome 
 
 
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