It could mean one of them was out of cellular range or that the other switched to an Android

She should go read Alexander H. Stephens’s (VP of Confederacy) Cornerstone Speech

Our new government is founded upon exactly the opposite idea; its foundations are laid, its corner- stone rests upon the great truth, that the negro is not equal to the white man; that slavery — subordination to the superior race — is his natural and normal condition. [Applause.] This, our new government, is the first, in the history of the world, based upon this great physical, philosophical, and moral truth.

have you considered drinking liquid mercury?

Maybe they’re just a chonky boi

the Ditto clipboard manager

It lets me keep track of all my clipboard history without having to use microsoft’s

only thing is I have to remember to go back and delete a password after I copy it, but luckily bitwarden can autofill most of the time

I’ve been trying so hard to think of a pun and am getting outclassed so hard right now

Smh tis’ toad not frog

we can still dream

When he died a friend texted me this:

In other news Arlington cemetery will soon install its first gender neutral bathroom

The American Dream

Based Sherman my beloved

R(ule)ango

excuse me?

not counting tax I’ll bet

Those tip amounts are accurate for my net worth

Listen, I had a good streak of star trek memes until my life became pure chaos

The server’s embrace, it turns cold,

An SSL error, its tale is told