Biblically accurate controller
Why do they call it the Xbox 360? Because when you see it you turn 360° and walk away
How could you possibly have has this ready lol
I just remembered it and googled it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
So you walk straight into it?
That’s the joke
Correct lol. It was a joke(?) that I remember being made a lot in online fights over whether the PS3 or Xbox 360 was better back shortly after the consoles came out
It always make me laugh whenever I remember it
I used to drop that line into trade chat in WoW and watch the corrections come flying in from all directions. 🤣
Okay Colin Robinson.
if you turn 360 and walk, you’d still be going towards it
needs more buttons
I miss when this was the worst thing we could say about consoles.
This would have been preferable to what we actually got.
Needs more X’s
Needs more actual edges, sharpened edges.
I would argue that it could use a dagger. Or, better yet, a machete.
Pretty rad design on the console though
this will be xbox in 2032:
I remember in the movie Real Steel, there was an advertisement for the Xbox 720 in one of the last fights in the stadium
Why the
M,U,G, andIbuttons? They seem weirdly specific.If Microsoft took the N64 too seriously.
Excluding like One extra thumb stick I love everything about this.
Color: awesome.
Shape: cool, allows airflow from underneath, keeps idiots from stacking on top
Controller: allows innovative two player head on combat.
Name: what the Xbox One should have been.
Still better than the X1
