I see that the Onion Prediction Engine is operating at 💯% efficiency
Another checking in. They got me too.
I’m mildly concerned it took me a good 5 seconds to notice it was the onion.
All I will say is thank you. I’m not admitting anything else though, nor can I deny or confirm that I have onion breath.
I definitely ate this onion because it sounds like only one of the more mildly troubling laws that would come from any recent state legislative session.
I was thinking there’s no way Texas would be that progressive 💀
Damn I ate the whole ass onion
This got me so hard that the first time I read the community name, I saw “Nottheonion”
I was just about to open the article and see what fucked up excuse they had this time…
As did I. Shit makes sense (in Texas) to be honest.
Not convinced this is satire. Reality’s fucked.
Kinda sad for the state of Texas that I thought this was a genuine article. Got me on this one Onion.
From Texas. Me too.
Oh wow. I saw this headline over on Reddit and I ate the onion.
Could be a real headline, honestly.
Didn’t see on Reddit, but also ate it and realized the second time I saw the headline lol.
This one got me. I was already running it through my head why in the world they would want that before I saw what it was on.
Wait. Is this actually a thing?
Onions are pretty good when fried.
