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cm0002@piefed.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 days ago

Pocket Knives

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Pocket Knives

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cm0002@piefed.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 days ago
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  • merde alors@sh.itjust.works
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    people without pocket knives when they need to cut something ☞ help

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      My family always gives me shit for always having my Gerber on my belt, until it’s Christmas morning or any of the other times someone needs a knife or pliers.

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        I keep a tiny 1" knife on my keychain. It’s incredibly handy, unless I forget to take it off when going through airport security…

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          Can you not fly with it? In Europe, you can, the limit is 5 or 6 cm of blade. I regularly fly with mine.

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            If it’s sharp or pointy at all you have to check it in the US. I almost got my nice multibit screwdriver confiscated because it was almost too long.

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            Nope, but they recently loosened the rules so you can bring nail trimmers again.

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          I’ve done the same with my Gerber quite a few times

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        Christmas morning! Every single time I’m the person that pulls out the knife.

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