• nocturne@piefed.social
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    7 days ago

    Fresh out of high school I got a job working in the same grocery store as my then girlfriend (now wife), i had to take a drug test to finish the hiring process. I stopped at the grocery store to grab the paperwork and as I walked past the bakery they had fresh poppy seed bagels, my absolute favorite. I grabbed one and then went the next morning for my drug test, failed for opiates.

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      5 days ago

      Should have said, yeah but they’re your opioids.

      You should get bonus points for supporting the business drug dealing operation.