• ameancow@lemmy.world
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      Even worms don’t “eat dirt” they eat biological material like decaying plant matter. And it depends what kind of “worm” we’re talking about here. There are countless varieties that eat different things.

      But animals that eat pure minerals directly from the Earth? Not many.

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        Yeah that whole niche was kinda taken over by the flora kingdom early on jokes on them though we have SpongeBob on our team! He lives in a pineapple showing the innate superiority of animals over plants.

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      No they’re more like carrion eaters.

      Also an amazing inventor once said “grass taste bad” pretty sure he would know.

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    Relax. With these economic trends, I’m pretty sure we’ll all end up there.

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      Except who tf can afford it? Granted, this is the organic stuff, but excuse me if I prefer not to feed my kids chemical-filled junk.

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      We’ve been eating shit for decades due to capitalism and parasitic billionaires, dirt is a step up.

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          We cannot self govern without segregating into the haves and have nots.

          We can self-govern fine without this dichotomy, it’s just that the “haves” don’t want you to think it’s possible and they have the means of reinforcing their narrative, and the have-nots do not have a voice.

          While yes, it’s been this way for a long time, it’s not the rule and no more required to our survival than a thousand other false essentialist ideas we’ve discarded along the path through history.

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          That’s a racist myth. White supremacists want you to think it doesn’t get any better than Europe, but it does. Google indigenous communism.

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    A single gram of uranium contains about 20,000,000,000 calories of energy. That’s enough calories to keep you alive for about 27,000 years. Eat uranium to become immortal.

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      Do you have any mail-order companies where I can get ahold of phytoplankton that I can absorb into my body and form a symbiotic relationship with so they can convert sunlight to energy and supply me with excess?

      Last time I tried I just got really bad gas.

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          So what does fecal matter count as? For example my chickens eat the plants, then process it. Then the worm population skyrockets in the dirt where they live, and of course many of them get eaten by said chickens as well, but overall the population has still increased noticably.

          Is the chicken’s digestive track just considered part of the composting process? Or is that only once it hits the ground and started getting rained on

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            It’s actually more complicated than I bet most Lemmy users can comment on, there are so many varieties of worms, different kinds of topsoil and interactions, and the idea that animal feces can vary wildly in composition and starts undergoing chemical changes as soon as it contacts air.

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        Well, now that I’ve reviewed up the definition of detritus, not a whole lot.
        😂 I would say that detritus is coarser and implies the sense being recognizeable as having been part of a larger whole.
        I meant it in the sense of organic debris: leaf litter and such. I think of dirt as being finer and relatively uniform. Water + dirt = mud. Water + detritus = clean detritus.

        What I meant was that worms sustain themselves on organic material, and, after they break it down, it is more incorporated in to the soil.

        Theres is a whole other discussion to be had whether dirt ≈ soil…

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        what is the difference between detritus and dirt?

        They’re pretty similar but it seems:

        Detritus - fragments of materials that have disintegrated or worn away.

        Dirt - Unclean matter, soil or grime.

        Close because I’m pretty sure soil is broken down rocks and stuff.

      • I’ll take a shot. “Detritus” is the easier part: it’s decaying plant and animal matter. So the worms are eating leaves and stuff after it’s started breaking down.

        “Dirt” is a little more difficult because it doesn’t have as crisp of a definition. Usually when people say “dirt” in this context, they mean “soil,” but that’s only a little better. The relevant definition for soil is, “the upper layer of earth that may be dug or plowed and in which plants grow.”

        That detritus gets broken down by bacteria and becomes soil even without worms, but worms do basically the same thing faster. Plus their moving around helps loosen the soil, which also is helpful for growing plants.

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        More available/easily digestible nutrients probably. Stuff like decomposing leaf litter, dead plants, other animal excrement.

        Disclaimer this is a pure guess.

      • That’s actually a very difficult question. In the context if worms and the ops post I think the best definition would be one of energy availability. Detritus would have lower entropy allowing the worms to more easily extract energy. Dirt would have a much higher entropy as many of the complex molecules in the detritus have been broken down into more smaller fragments.

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    I’m already doing this my diet is mostly coffee… And before I hear all you say coffee isn’t dirt… I can assure you it was GROUND this morning 🤪

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    I mean eating only dirt would probably kill you, and (if you believe in that sort of stuff) then you can ascent beyond the corporeal.