The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoSo you don't have a doctor's note?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square183linkfedilinkarrow-up11.41Karrow-down111
arrow-up11.4Karrow-down1imageSo you don't have a doctor's note?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square183linkfedilink
minus-squarerumba@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up124·2 months agoGate Attendant: It appears you’re pregnant? Woman: The FUCK I am, are you calling me fat? #checkmate
minus-squareouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·2 months agoI was told that you never ask a woman if she is pregnant unless the baby is actively attempting to come out. Even then, I’m probably just going to assume it’s some weird sex thing and I don’t kink shame…
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down1·2 months agoI really wish women could just say “how dare you!”
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoSpot fucking on! Rest in power Andre ✊
minus-squaresem@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down3·2 months agoI am 1000% sure they’re prepared for this because they’ve heard it a billion times already.
minus-squareCrankenstein@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·edit-22 months agoYou greatly overestimate the competency of TSA rent-a-cops. Though, the mentioned suggestion would absolutely fail considering most airports do x-rays now. Also, if you’re pregnant, kinda want to disclose that due to the whole x-ray thing.
minus-squarepiecat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoI don’t think they’ve used X-ray scanners on people in a long time? Pretty certain they’re all microwave backscatter scanners.
minus-squaresem@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoAnd anyway it’s a customer service gate agent we’re taking about, not the TSA.
minus-squareacockworkorange@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoWhat are they going to do? Force you to provide an exact date and time of conception?
Gate Attendant: It appears you’re pregnant?
Woman: The FUCK I am, are you calling me fat?
#checkmate
I was told that you never ask a woman if she is pregnant unless the baby is actively attempting to come out.
Even then, I’m probably just going to assume it’s some weird sex thing and I don’t kink shame…
I really wish women could just say “how dare you!”
Spot fucking on! Rest in power Andre ✊
I am 1000% sure they’re prepared for this because they’ve heard it a billion times already.
You greatly overestimate the competency of TSA rent-a-cops.
Though, the mentioned suggestion would absolutely fail considering most airports do x-rays now. Also, if you’re pregnant, kinda want to disclose that due to the whole x-ray thing.
I don’t think they’ve used X-ray scanners on people in a long time?
Pretty certain they’re all microwave backscatter scanners.
And anyway it’s a customer service gate agent we’re taking about, not the TSA.
What are they going to do? Force you to provide an exact date and time of conception?