Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:28 No.150024827
>walk in the streets at night
>see this
what do?
[a photo of a young woman in club attire unconscious on a city bench with her limbs splayed out]
>Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:30 No.150024980
>>150024827
Offer her my coat to cover up and a ride home
Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:46 No.150026512
>Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place.
>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up.
>Ask her if she's ok.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>Ask if she needs a ride home.
>Tell her to take care.
Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:47 No.150026676
>>150026512
Wizard detected
Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:48
File: [a photo of an announcer with the words “high level” written below in white against a bright orange background]
>>150026512
Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:47
File: [a photo of George Carlin with his hand questioning outstretched. Beneath, in white letters against a bright red background, it reads “embarassing”]
>> 150026512
Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)11:01
File: [a simple sketch of the head and torso of a figure with a perfectly round head and a heavily cocked eyebrow.]
>>150026512
>take her back to your place
>think "You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this" is a
smooth line
Jesus christ were you the creepy one at school?
Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)11:05 No.150028268
File: [a crudely drawn woman sitting before a large bowl of eggs and weeping profusely. Outside the frame, someone says “you have to eat all the eggs.” She asks “why are you doing this?”]
>>150026512
Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)11:00
>150026512
>h-hi.. you a-wake?
>wh-why are you screaming?
>pls stop
>h-here e-eggs
>pl-please dont go
>*door slams*
>I love you tooHonestly, what is the right answer here? Call someone? Let her sleep it off?
Run home, quickly grab a blanket and the eggs, when she wakes up force her to eat the eggs.
You really haven’t had to do this before? I remember learning it in school.
My parents had me sit down for “the talk” when I was 14. This is what I was taught, yes.
Depends on your area. Would you trust the police with her? Would an ambulance leave her in forever-debt? Any 24 hour woman’s shelters nearby? Do as much as you’re able. But don’t kidnap her.
America is a different universe, I swear.
No, America is the doomed future timeline of all English speaking countries
Thank Wotan that i am not part of this diseased culture…
You forgot the eggs
No, those are fine.
She’s from Bristol.
England? Call the police
(The canonical example of a photo like this is a Matt Cardy* one of a student passed out in Millennium Square.)
- I have no idea if she signed a release or if it was staged. Quite possibly neither.
why wouldn’t I trust the police with her?
Police taking advantage of women isnt uncommon in certain parts of the world. If you don’t have issues with oversight in your neck of the woods, you’re probably fine.
because they tend to torture the poor, the addicts, the already-suffering? because they are notorious for covering up rape and beating their spouses? idk
I don’t live in a third world country
You must be joking.
Ideally call someone she knows from her phone. If she’s too out of it to use a phone, see if it has biometric or face unlock and then just call whoever she was calling/texting last. Get someone she already knows and trusts to pick her up.
There’s no way I’m going through some passed out girl’s phone. That’s not something I feel like explaining to a passerby.
“I am looking for a contact to call to come get her, if you are concerned about my motives you are welcome to stay and watch, or do it yourself.”
Wake her up and take her to your place or ER if she is in serious condition. You can probably use her phone to deduce who to call and let them know who you are and where she is. If she doesn’t have a phone she can probably give you a number of a relative.If she can’t she should probably go to the ER. If you can find where she lives you can probably take here there. Don’t let her sleep face up. Then get drunk and take advantage of her.
Yeah, I’d probably try to awake her first, if that is impossible, turn her around so if she pukes she doesn’t suffocate and then call an ambulance.
Here in Germany we don’t go out of a hospital with any medical debt, so I wouldn’t be doing her a disservice.
Call someone yeah
Holy shit Tony Kornheiser getting labeled as George Carlin.jpeg is the funniest part
You can tell who this is based on the 7 pixels? You’re better than I
