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Deceptichum@quokk.au to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 16 days ago

it never works

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it never works

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Deceptichum@quokk.au to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 16 days ago
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  • edric@lemm.ee
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    Every freakin time. And it doesn’t work most of the time.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      But the one time it does, it’s totally worth it.

  • Owl@mander.xyz
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    Happened just today

    At 4am

    WHERE ARE YOUR CAMERAS

    • NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io
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      In the bathroom ;)

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    My wife every single night. Poor thing can’t wait until morning.

  • Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world
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    Jokes on you I wake up at 4am for my job. Problem solved.

    • Deceptichum@quokk.auOP
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      Oh me too! I usually need to go at like 2:30

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        Oh me too! I usually need to go at like 2:30

        It doesn’t bother them that you’re showing up more than 90 minutes late?

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          Don’t be ridiculous, I didn’t mean that. I go in 10.5 hours early.

  • BarqsHasBite@lemmy.world
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    Get a nightlight in the bathroom.

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      Or just do it in the dark, your toilet is always in the same place…

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        While I would never miss the toilet, I just might miss the toilet bowl.

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          Just sit down to pee like a gentleperson.

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        clearly a bedpan is the logical solution.

  • RelativeArea1@sh.itjust.works
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    pee bottle people: “what kind of weakness is this?”

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    You must not have cats to do this.

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