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Urgent business:
I see dog and coffee; sounds like a net positive to get on with writing more dissertation.
On the list of exceptions, they forgot Cake.
Coke*
“The building or someone is on fire”
When I was working in property management, certain people would frequently call me in the middle of the night for what they considered emergencies. They’d wake me up because a stove burner wouldn’t heat, or a lightbulb was out, or they just remembered that a door creaks. This shit got old real fast, so I began training the night callers that “emergency means Fire, Flood, or Death”.
One man was unfazed by my Fire, Flood, or Death mantra, so every time I saw his number ring in, I just shouted into the phone FIRE FLOOD OR DEATH? FIRE FLOOD OR DEATH?!
bursts in through the closed door
“Oh my God, OP, you’re not going to believe this: THE DOG REVOLUTION SET THE BUILDING ON FIRE AFTER BRINGING COFFEE!”
Mhmm, mhmm. Knock first.
One of the best things about my job is that our clinic’s offices share a hallway with the hospital’s charitable organization, and they have two golden lab “therapy dogs”.
A lot of the clinicians keep dog treats in our offices and once or twice a day the doggos will politely paw at people’s doors for treats and pets time. They are by far my favorite co-workers.
So they’re training dogs to trick-or-treat?
Tbh, not a lot of training required. They are really treat/love motivated.
They are really treat/love motivated.
Oh man I want one of these so bad and I work from home.
I want one of these so bad
When you say “these,” you’re talking about a revolution, right?
Yup. Guillotines are a great DIY project to teach the children about woodworking and justice.
And lost fingers.
Not after they learned some proper woodworking.
Dog should be top priority.
You know when there’s a dog in the office they just write off the whole day as a productivity loss.
If you have a dog that hangs out at the office all the time, everyone gets a +1 mood bonus when they clock in
Someone walked in on him jacking it to animal porn. I guarantee it
There was a dog, after all…
Meme cleverly disguised to find out who the cat lovers are
Nobody ever brings kittens to the office
