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pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgM to unix_surrealism@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 year ago

DO NOT TALK TO COMPUTERS

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DO NOT TALK TO COMPUTERS

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pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgM to unix_surrealism@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 year ago
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  • lumpenproletariat@quokk.au
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    Hey kid, I’m a computer. Stop all the downloading.

    • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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      Hey kid, its me ur fren, komputa.
      Give gipsy lady money.

    • P03 Locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Reference, since some people haven’t seen these wonderful memes.

    • BlueRingedOctopus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      No 😝

  • ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net
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    I adore this, absolutely embroidered patch worthy!

    • P. Montegomery Hat (he)@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Yah I want this on my on my shirt

    • RubberElectrons@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, was just coming to comment the same. Would look cool on my moto jacket.

      • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOPM
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        I don’t know how to make embroidered patches, surrealists.

        • RubberElectrons@lemmy.world
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          Not saying this is the service to use, but looks like the process would go something like this?

          https://www.patches4less.com/designing-custom-patches

          • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOPM
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            Well well well well… interesting! Thank you.

            • Bo7a@lemmy.ca
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              If you get them up for sale let me know. And if you decide patches are too much work I’d love it if I could get your permission to make myself one for personal use only on my vest.

  • gon [he]@lemm.ee
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    I spoke to a computer once.

    Once.

    • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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  • rrobin@lemmy.world
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    Saving this. When we form the resistance against AI machines this will probably be the flag. Someone ship a few to Sarah Connor too.

  • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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    They always did seem a bit seedy and deranged

  • loaExMachina [any]@hexbear.net
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    'Cause they’re only there to do you ARM

  • jet@hackertalks.com
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    This is good advice in any reality

  • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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    Apple IIe - not even once.

  • Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    crudely drawn woman with a speech bubble saying "waow!" and a thought bubble filled with "based" repeated over and over

  • dukatos@lemm.ee
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    Old good C64

  • luciole (he/him)@beehaw.org
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    Gah I hate talking to computers. Whatever the future holds I’m typing my commands till I die.

    • bricklove@midwest.social
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      It feels so degrading. I don’t ask my tools for favors. I only want to use my voice for yelling at them when they don’t work.

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        And they certainly don’t work harder when you add “please” to your instructions.

  • scratsearcher 🔍🔮📊🎲@sopuli.xyz
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    And this is … how I got hacked.

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    I am a computer, can i still talk to myself?

    • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Yeah, that’s what your RAM is for.

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