You mentioned you’re not from the US, how do people feel about Donald Trump where you are?
They all universially think he’s crazy. Except for the 13 - 16 age group.
Why were you tweeting that Chris Brown did nothing wrong?
I dislike rihanna, because people worship the ground she walks on, even though she’s kinda a shitty person. Love her music though.
What is the biggest faux pas on a date, in your opinion?
Which industry do you work in?
What was your favorite way to convince people to vote for Donald J Trump in the recent US election?
I’m going to be honest, this seemed to have worked.
I also considered “how do you prefer to talk about Linux?”
That isn’t as effective.
Interrupting people extremely often.
How tall does a hat have to be for you to want to wear it?
At least 2 meters.
If you met Kim Jong-un, what would you say to him?
Literally nothing. I legit can’t get myself to speak to anyone I like.
Which country do you think causes the most problems for everyone and should probably be nuked off the face of the planet?
Probably sudan or one of those countries.
I just found out I have tuberculosis and that I will probably die within a year.
Pretty good ngl.
Did you ever kill anyone? If so, how many did you kill and did you ever feel like you could have done something different?
I would say about 40. A shovel would help.
If you had to choose a utensil to wipe your butt with (no toilet paper) which would you choose?
With a spoon. sometimes a fork.
Wow, I don’t even need to change that one. FORK??
If there’s no spoon?
Well, if it’s out of necessity sure, I would use a knife if need be. But choosing to use a fork sounds crazy
I’ve never been good at these. How many babies do you think should be thrown into mount Etna each hour as a sacrifice to appease the Volcano God?
At least 3.
Promote this guy to O-5 council immediately.
What’s your favorite cut of human meat, and who are you looking to murder and eat next?
I don’t have a favourite, but I’m a fan of Cory Doctorow.
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What is the ideal number of children dying from preventable diseases each day, sufficient to make you feel happy in yourself?
I would guess 200,000.
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