Uhhh… How many residents of Gulf of Mexico’s Northern Neighbors and Their Friends did you poll? I’m guessing the number is either zero or “enough to get the answer you wanted.”

We’ve grown beyond embarrassed. It’s embarrassing when you’re sat at a table with a child who loudly announces that they’ve shat themselves. But now we’re at the point where that child hired their friends to hold you hostage while they rub shit on everyone else at the table.

We still are a bit embarrassed, but now we’re mostly disgusted, depressed, and terrified.