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minus-squareCeedoestrees@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up38arrow-down1·23 days agoPeople see men fondling a stature: “Hah! What a hilarious pervert.” People see a woman stradling a statue: “She must want children.”
minus-squarecrossdl@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·23 days agoMen need to better communicate their domestic desires in sexual pantomime. Like, do a humping gesture but then do a baby rocking gesture then pretend you’re playing catch outside. “I’m trying to make a Little Leaguer here!”
minus-squareCeedoestrees@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·23 days agoThis is the best thing I’ve read today.
People see men fondling a stature: “Hah! What a hilarious pervert.” People see a woman stradling a statue: “She must want children.”
Men need to better communicate their domestic desires in sexual pantomime. Like, do a humping gesture but then do a baby rocking gesture then pretend you’re playing catch outside. “I’m trying to make a Little Leaguer here!”
This is the best thing I’ve read today.