• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    25 days ago

    Listen, it’s hard to be a plant and not a morning person, I get a sugar rush by the sun early morning, that bright morning person sky bitch.

    I can only scheme at night, send my nefarious evil messages via the mycelium network, maybe take a walk to freak out some humans.

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      25 days ago

      You are a lunar-tic! And I for one am here for it:-P.

      Although I think the solar totalitarian authority figure would like to have a word with you…

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