☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months agoOOP theory vs practicelemmy.mlexternal-linkmessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up1189arrow-down12
arrow-up1187arrow-down1external-linkOOP theory vs practicelemmy.ml☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square49fedilink
minus-square𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 months agoRepeat after me: public static void main(String[] args)
minus-squarearrakark@10291998.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-22 months agoblasphemy! void main(int argc, char ** argv, char ** envp)
minus-squarequant@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agopublic static void main(String[] args) public static void main(String[] args) public static void main(String[] args) Am I summoning the flying spaghetti monster?
minus-squareDessalines@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoThe object man appears behind you while you’re coding and inserts a null reference that takes you a day to find.
minus-square𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoI’m sorry, but the only spaghetti you get is a 17 levels deep if clause.
Repeat after me:
public static void main(String[] args)blasphemy!
void main(int argc, char ** argv, char ** envp)public static void main(String[] args) public static void main(String[] args) public static void main(String[] args)Am I summoning the flying spaghetti monster?
The object man appears behind you while you’re coding and inserts a null reference that takes you a day to find.
I’m sorry, but the only spaghetti you get is a 17 levels deep
ifclause.