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You napkin heretics will be sorry when our paper towel messiah returns for the Great Cleansing.
Our Lord Moist Towelette shall come to wipe us all out at the time of the final purification
You fools have already forgotten how your moist towels and paper napkins all stem from greatest absorptive progenitor, the precursor to all imbibers, our most holy Rag!
Seems credible. I guess I’m converted. 🤷♀️
It’s true because many people believe that the person who wrote it actually existed.
my napkin religion is better than yours. says so right on the napkin
I am the true religion because I say so. Also I say napkin religion is fake. This is how we get crusades.
As foretold on the kitchen roll!!
