• Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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    23 days ago

    That’s why they changed over to Pibb Xtra.

    Mr. Pibb was going through his midlife crisis, and in a fit, returned to his teenager state of mind. Dr. Pepper keeps hoping he’ll break out of it, return to his old self, but she’s so wrapped up in her career she can’t take the time to be there, and doesn’t see the one who’s really fueling it.

    That filthy whore R.C Cherry.