Holy shit, this guy works the greek restaurant near me. Every detail is right on - the tank top, tiny stool and even the magazine while he’s waiting for customers.
Is this some stereotype I wasn’t aware of??
No, there’s just only one Greek guy and he moves really fast
It’s why he has to sit a lot between moving
Uses a lot of energy
The QTGM, Quantum-Tunnelling Greek Man, is a-
Oh god He found us. He slew this person before they eve-
A zigzag world line of schmoes with terrible taste in music.
That One Greek Guy as Every Electron In Every Universe.
Ive met guys like this before. I never could figure out how they always had a farmers tan but never wore shirts with sleeves. One of life’s greatest mysteries.
The wife beater is just their office attire.
Now I’m imaging him clock out, go home, and put on a suit and tie as he heads to a dinner party.
As someone with a semi-permanent farmers tan, usually the answer is getting sunburnt once with a sleeved shirt on.
Completely fair.
Respect the hustle
I am 100% certain I’ve seen this guy in a truck stop’s restroom somewhere in Bulgaria! He sold me two squares of TP, it was one of those pay-to-pee things and the TP was ““complimentary.””
Privilege-to-pee things
The funniest bit was that the truck stop was literally in the middle of nowhere and there were thickets right next to the restroom…
you wouldn’t shid in a bush
Well, actually… !=))))
Mike ermantraut?
Kid named shower:
My dreams often contain conflict that is just bewildering as well. I feel this.
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