This. Most people listening to the bullshit already wanted to believe in the bullshit.

It puts the “cool” in gherkin!

Eggy farts. Eggy farts aaall day long! Especially during the company meeting!

I tell myself that it’s not less hair, it’s more forehead! It doesn’t really help!

Every time I see this guy’s face I think: lobster social hierarchies. And then I laugh my ass off.

Ritualistic masturbation on top of a grave. The Greeks never disappoint, I swear!

Wow, what a healthy relationship. Also, thank you!

Which end of it, the putting cigarettes out, or the choking?

Oh, wow, this is an actual thing! Thank you kindly!

Thoroughly!

According to what I managed to find, Bieber put out his cigarette on Post Malone, so Malone choked him.

I honestly have no idea what the ultimate machinations behind such a plan would be, I don’t even believe that’s necessarily the case, just something which strikes me as almost so ridiculously bad, that it has to be fake. Maybe I’m just an optimist, hell if I know…

But to give into flights of fancy, one of the reasons why I could see someone wanting to prolong a massive conflict (maybe even two!) would be to sell weapons and generally implements of war. Would track with past behaviour. I’m sure there are plenty of other imaginable economic and political reasons, but that’s beyond speculation.

They did start selling weapons to any citizen who can enter a store, ask, and pay for one while there were no conflicts quite on this scale going on, which may or may not be just a coincidence. Again, haven’t the foggiest and this is all in good… uuh… fun, I guess.

Now with even less life satisfaction?

Y’know… If I were just a liiittle bit more paranoid, this would start looking like it’s all planned out. Make the other guy so bad that people will basically have to choose between ‘mild’ genocide and a complete lunatic who wants to create a Theo-Fascistic Middle Ages kingdom.

I’m honestly not chipping into the debate, firstly because this particular moral quandary is a Kobayashi Maru type deal, secondly because I’m not American so it’s not my place. Just random thoughts…

Heeey, I genuinely forgot about this option! Thank you!

Now that you mention it, I actually think I have an acquaintance who does CAD stuff:-? Unsure what, exactly, but couldn’t hurt to ask! Thank you for reminding me of this!

Thank you! I was actually considering this for a while, thought about trying to get hired by one of the bricolage chains, or something to that effect. Hell, scene setter at IKEA sounds like a dream at this point…

As far as a maintenance tech, I realised a couple of years ago that I missed my mark of becoming an IT tech person, just fix work machines and such. Nowadays it feels like most people use private services or buy new gear outright…

Y’know, construction was my initially desired career path in high-school, but mum was a construction engineer as well and told me she’d kill me if she caught me sniffing around. Guess it’s as good a time as any to defy unhealthy parental ‘advice’!

Mechanical engineer does not sound bad, either, a lotta figuring stuff out and working with my hands, both of which I enjoy!

To be very honest, I kinda’ tried to stay far away from the theatre scene. It’s really not what theatre’s supposed to be in our country, it’s mostly just a cult of personality, and, boy, are those personalities insufferable after a point… It was a painful break-up, though…

Have considered doing some stuff with ‘underground’ troupes or projects, but it’s either an exceedingly small market over here, or I’ve completely lost track of the domain.

Honestly, this is pretty much the opposite of what civil construction looks like in our neck of the woods. The roles are inversed, the veterans sit around, not even pretending to look busy, while the Junior works.

Would very much like to get paid to catch sparks. How cool does that sound for a job description!