Who else was waiting for the plot twist? I thought she dumps him because his voice sounds like a drowning pig in panic or so… :'D
After my girlfriend gained the ability to smell, she dumped me. She hates roses now though
How do you suddenly gain that ability? Are there implants for smell as well? Or did they extract some lego bricks that she stuffed up her nose as a kid?
might’ve recovered from long COVID
As she apparantly liked roses before and now does no longer, I read it as ‘she was born without the ability to smell’.
it’s a rare wholesome greentext
I misread the first twist as “she’s dead” and thought anon’s love life just took a turn for the worst.
Missed a perfect opportunity to say something like “prancing pig in a panic”.
or it was some stupid pun all along
I like to think based on how this story is worded she always had implants but never knew to turn them up
what if we all have implants but never knew how to turn them down?
losing the user manual is a bitch
Deaf! Dumb! Blind?
But she sure plays a mean pinball.
So it’s fake because 4chan. But also it’s fake because even if you’re late deafened you need to learn how to hear after getting cochlear implants.
Also because it’s rare for adults fluent in sign language with a supportive network to choose CIs unless late deafened
what if they’re both fat
the real question is if it’s also gay too.
dont ask me i don’t use four chan.
Also “she gave me her number.” And? Did you call her?
(I guess I’m dating myself here because texting is a thing, but…)
I’m 30 and can’t imagine calling someone in response to being given a number. My entire life my number has been for texting
How do you know he was a confidential informant?
This is fake, but not gay.
Did Anon specify their gender?
CAN I BE OFFENDED ON ANON’S BEHALF PLEASE
Of course you can! This is Lemmy! Being offended for other people is half the posts.
No, I assumed it for a stupid joke.
Turns out anon is a female
Don’t be silly, there are no women on the internet.
We’ve already established the fake
Oh yeah, good point. Didn’t think of that. My apologies.
Oh this is the gayest green text I’ve seen in long time /s
Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂
Maybe it was a bit much to ask that during such an emotional moment? I mean, let the woman decide when she has her wits together…
don’t worry, greentexts are fiction
Maybe my concern is fictional, too
fair enough
NO, IM FINE. ITS ALLERGIES.
WHO’S CUTTING ONIONS IN THE HOSPITAL?
I never expect when greentexts hit right in the feels.
Never knowing what to expect is the fun part of reading greentexts.
This is really cute, but the first thing you should’ve said to her is the cheesy pick up line from the day you met her.
“So, as I was trying to say…”
Come here often?
To much word!
Guy love deaf girl. Girl hearing fixed. Guy say he love her.
Cry
evrytiem
I love wholesome greentexts
“just a little better” probably an understatement
Aww 🥰
Shocking
She scribbled her number on the note? What number was that?
Phone number
Oh okay
Kind of occured to me Gen Z prolly doesn’t use phone numbers
Nah, we do text. Kinda country dependent actually. In the US, asking for insta or snap instead of phone number is fairly common. But text is also common.
In many countries (mainly south america, south asia, and SEA), whatsapp is most common, and that uses phone number as well.
East Asian countries each have their own thing that not many ppl elsewhere use.
Discord is common among more nerdy ppl.
next time I meet an attractive woman I’ll ask for her Lemmy handle. Let’s see how that goes.
Nah never, don’t want them to check my entire account history
Yeah, just ask her for her instance and dump her if it’s .ml.
What if we exchanged public keys 😳😳😳
Actually Discord is getting very normie. Pretty much everybody at my uni uses it
They also did at my uni, but it was for group servers for classes, clubs, etc.
It’s not really the first medium of communication when you meet someone.
I’m Italian and AFAIK everyone uses Whatsapp here.
I just met you, and this is crazy. But here’s my socials, tweet me maybe???
Back to email then, the circle of life
As someone who lives in a country where we still regularly use fucking landline, it’s amazing to me how far detached from this shit American Gen Z are
Deaddrop coordinates
Primary key
Combination to the chastity belt.
What number was that?
That number was Albert Einstein’s number. Then everyone in the library clapped.
The launch codes
ICQ, obviously.
