I might watch it just to see how many times Rose says “fantastic” because it comes out like “feenteestuc”

Interestingly, Jeep Wranglers are like the stereotypical hairdresser’s car in Europe so this kinda makes sense

Thanks, I’ve been looking for a new bread knife!

Now I just have to persuade me other half that €45 is a reasonable price lol

I’m sure he could do a great job of muddying the waters with the propeller of his new fucking yacht

I wish I were as blind to his existence as you

I mean this is not difficult to achieve

Dunno if you’re from NA

Ha ha yep

Ok, the first article says “Millennials killed the paper napkin industry” then says they’re using paper towels instead

WTF is the difference between a paper napkin and a paper towel? I thought they were the same thing? 😂

Interestingly, ‘tohught’ is the noise a cat uses to evict hairballs

I was in Barcelona last month and the metro was automated. Some trams in Switzerland too when I was there two months ago

I’m not a city person but I assumed that was just normal now.

Dunno if you’re from NA but if so just remember you might be a decade behind on public transport

Hubert, did your mummy not tell you not to be so argumentative?

Dunno who that is but reading the article, I hope the disrespectful cunt gets a decade in jail

glass seals

Decadent west

Wales?

Maybe napkins is some kind of influencer or something

Sweet of you to not realise it’s a train coming

Yeah but do you guys have some kind of weird imperial months or something we don’t know about? You could mean two months or six washing machines I dunno

do there own research

Aye, they could maybe start with researching there spelling lol

DON’T STOP SKANKIN

the non-vegan people in my life are so shocked it’s not real eggs.

I think it’s lovely that your friends respect your lifestyle and love you so much that they’re happy to lie to you about your wallpaper-paste scramble 😊

Right, I don’t care who the fuck you are or if you’re some kind of NHS consultant, if someone phones you. PHONES YOU! And tells you something like this, despite clear warnings from every bank and banking app you ever had not to believe them, and you believe it, I’m not going to feel sorry for you or blame your other banking app