i don’t understand it, am i missing some context here?
The meme format implies she catfished you with the promise of “Netflix and chill” at her house only to pull a gun on you.
In particular, she wants you to review and merge that goddamn pull request she made to your open source project repo two months ago that finally fixes that one really annoying bug.
https://github.com/ZILtoid1991
Please, do pull requests on my projects! I might even accept them.
You realy want the D don’t you
gigachad_yes.gif
Takes on a slightly different meaning in the context of XZ utils
lgtm
lunatic girl threatening me
Remove these blank lines.
I’m not seeing unit tests for this.
Unnecessary comment.
BLAM
Ow! Also, this could’ve been a smaller calibur.
LGTM (lunatic gunner targeting me)
it’s me I’m lunatic gunner
I have either written or gotten a variant of every single one of these comments 🫠:
Please include the JIRA task in the commit title.
Did you run any manual testing?
Where’s the PRD link in the commit message?
Can you please split this into multiple smaller commits?
Can you combine these two commits?
Did you email Jon about this because he’s working on that project with Sarah and you might be duplicating efforts.
This should be named BarFoo instead of FooBar.
Why aren’t you using CorporateInternalLib16 that does 90% of this?
Why aren’t you using ThirdPartyPaidLibByExEmployee?
Why aren’t you using StandardLib thing you forgot existed?
All our I/O should be async.
All our hot loop code needs to be sync.
This will increase latency of NonCoreBusinessFlow by 0.01%. can you shave some time off so we can push in feature B also?
Please add a feature flag so we can do gradual rollout.
What operational levers does this have?
Lgtm - just address those comments
I dunno, plenty of those sound pretty reasonable.
“Did you run the formatter on this?”
Bonus points if it’s python code and nowhere in the docs does it say which of the many formatters to use.
Just make another PR where you add formatter instructions to the readme and pyproject.toml.
Use black and pray
I’m fond of ruff lately. Pretty much the same as black, but it just comes with the linter instead of being separate tools.
👀 I’d fine-tuned (copied and pasted) a pylint setup that had some of black, what are the differences?
Edit: it’s so much faster than black, I’m switching
Just pull the trigger, we both know how this ends.
Production errors.
The number of comments is inversely proportional to the size of the pull request.
Yet the review time is exponential with the size.
First problem is she’s expecting a right boob like me to review her pull request. Second problem is I don’t give a shit.
Babe, you turn me (O)n
Look at that tiny numstat, I’ll finish the review before the CI is even done
