🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agoAnon's gf is up to somethingsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1764arrow-down113
arrow-up1751arrow-down1imageAnon's gf is up to somethingsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agomessage-square39fedilink
minus-squareWanderer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up89arrow-down3·1 month agoGrow some balls. Become the man your girl thinks you are. But you can’t be tall, you are fucked.
minus-squareSchal330@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up48·1 month agoShe’s saying these things to him to reinforce it into his subconscious. One day he may start believing those lies, and one day they may actually come true. Except the tall thing, he’s fucked.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 month agoJust tell people you’re a long way off. Pretend to be yelling all of your responses, People will think you’re tall but just far away.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoMaybe she’s trying to mind over matter experiment. If you just believe strongly enough maybe he’ll grow a couple of inches
minus-squareDrasglaf@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up27·1 month agoHeels were invented for a reason, you know.
minus-squareWanderer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up23·1 month agoI’m tall. Facebook keeps recommending these hidden lifts that go into your shoes. I’m tempted to get them just to be even taller.
minus-squareDamage@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 month agoYou can stand up straight tho. People always think I’m taller than I actually am
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoLikewise, I’m 5’10”/178 cm, and nobody believes me until I straighten up
Grow some balls.
Become the man your girl thinks you are.
But you can’t be tall, you are fucked.
She’s saying these things to him to reinforce it into his subconscious. One day he may start believing those lies, and one day they may actually come true. Except the tall thing, he’s fucked.
Just tell people you’re a long way off. Pretend to be yelling all of your responses, People will think you’re tall but just far away.
Maybe she’s trying to mind over matter experiment. If you just believe strongly enough maybe he’ll grow a couple of inches
Heels were invented for a reason, you know.
I’m tall.
Facebook keeps recommending these hidden lifts that go into your shoes. I’m tempted to get them just to be even taller.
Do it!
You can stand up straight tho. People always think I’m taller than I actually am
Likewise, I’m 5’10”/178 cm, and nobody believes me until I straighten up