• yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        16
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        5 months ago

        Have you ever seen someone’s brain after prolonged Fireball exposure? Keep that nasty shit away from me!

        • Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          31
          ·
          edit-2
          5 months ago

          I now perceive the world in 40 foot radiuses. When I walk into a room I immediately assess the potential xp gain of a fireball. When I choose a table at a restaurant I ensure that I am outside the blast radius of the point any logical wizard would target. When planning my wedding I ensured there would be a counter spell prepared by every member of the wedding party (I distributed enchanted flasks to the martial classes.) My home is a series of right angled hallways and all bedrooms are only accessible by ladder.