Modern depictions of Jesus are correct because after the crucifixion Jesus came back as Jesus the White.

Mike should only fight against people he already beat, like his ex wife.

We stole that fair and square!

If that bad boy runs you over, it’ll slice your legs clean off and save you money on a casket.

I heard the opposite. It does changes to the art, runs like ass, had music removed and they kept cutscenes at 720p (including in engine ones). One of the Digital Foundry guys refunded it.

Maybe you’re thinking of Suda’s other game that got remastered recently, Shadows of the Damned, which does look exactly like it should, though it also doesn’t run great.

Say what you will about Mussolini, he does a great salami impression 🙃

Translating from neoliberalese, “government efficiency” means tearing apart every utility and government function that a profit can be made out of and sharing between your favorite oligarchs. Think the US healthcare system, but for everything.

Well, someone has to pay to keep the land off of poor people.

And meat after all that feed gets tariffed.

We gotta keep doing this or Trump will get elected

in/nit

Pelosi should just gtfo and become a stock broker. She’s unusually good at trading stocks for some obscure reason.

(The reason is insider trading)

Ugh they keep coming up with new british genders

Do they really have to expose us to their lifestyle like that? How will I explain this to my kids

But they float in a pool, right? That’s safety, baby

Pool toys, like inflatables? I guess that’s one way to practice safe sex

I, too, highly mistrust Bloomberg. Are you a mayor or a newspaper you weirdo

As long as it’s a shitload of beans on tomato paste, I’ll eat that slop.

Here’s how Biden can still win:

Hanging out with Epstein