Saw this on the back of a motorcycle today
This is how JD Vance became a couch fucker.
Dammit, I was gonna say “is cocaine the name of JD Vance’s couch?”
Guys guys guys, you got it all wrong
Fuck Whiskey
Snort Hookers
Shoot Cocaine
I feel like snort whiskey is the most dangerous of these 3 activities
I imagine the hookers would disagree
Wasn’t considering it from the hooker’s point of view.
Breathing liquid is indeed dangerous
Choking hazard, dangerous indeed
That’s one large motorcycle
Imagine a big, comfy recliner. Now imagine it having two wheels and an engine.
Dear god, a 20 litre fuel tank on a motorcycle
That’s almost half of my Mazda Miata at 45 litres
Yea it’s a Goldwing which are enormous and made for long trips
Log trips, in straight lines, with sealed roads.
Back in the day I have done many long trips across deserts, would never recommended a Goldwing. Pefered my KTM 640, long range fuel tanks and even that was a struggle in heavy sand.
in straight lines
You say that, but: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hmCcD79qAk
Most of the top competitors for this sort of thing are cops, mind you, but they do often ride Goldwings.
Standard goldwing rider
The good ol’ Republican gospel. Forgive us our sins as we condemn those who sin against tradition or those who aren’t rich and white. Thou shalt not murder, unless you’re a police officer and it’s a black guy in a car. Love the Donald your GOP with all your heart, without your mind, without your soul, and with all your strength. And love your neighbour less than yourself, especially if they’re an immigrant, in which case, hate as much as you can (unless they’re your parents or wife, of course, none of this should inconvenience you in any way, that would be crazy).
