This is actually what an adult cow looks like, we just never get to see it in real life because we kill them for meat before they achieve their true glory. All of humanity used to be pescatarian, but a cult of human skaters convinced us to start eating cows so that they could win at the X Games
Cowabunga
Brisketflips all day
That appears to be a human wearing a cow suit (aka leather). You don’t often see people wearing the entire suit, head, hooves and all, that’s some serious dedication! 🐄
/s
Where my cow fursuits at
Shredding beef
That’s Skate 3! That ditch run was one of my favorite spots. The cow thing is a mod though
Thanks, vegan
That cow’s sick! Must be bird flu.
Skating
Cow makes that
Board makes that
Unfall
Grind beef
Holy cow!
When a man and cow love each other very much