Fun fact: chihuahuas probably began as livestock. The Aztecs ate them. I let my Chiweenie know that on a regular basis when he’s a naughty boy that he could easily be dinner.
Most I’d do is grab my cat by the scruff of her neck and say “NO! BAD! Grrrrrrrrrr!!!” and she’d run off with her tail between her legs and a sorry look on her face. Then a few hours later, we would go back to normal and she wouldn’t do that thing again.
Except for putting her butthole in my face. Never got her to stop that when I first woke up every afternoon.
Most I’d do is grab my cat by the scruff of her neck and say “NO! BAD! Grrrrrrrrrr!!!” and she’d run off with her tail between her legs and a sorry look on her face.
That ain’t no cat yo. I think you may have domesticated an opossum
Fun fact: chihuahuas probably began as livestock. The Aztecs ate them. I let my Chiweenie know that on a regular basis when he’s a naughty boy that he could easily be dinner.
I didn’t know that about Chihuahuas. Guinea Pigs were livestock too, but that’s much less surprising when you see how dopey and delicious they are.
People still eat Guinea pigs in parts of South America.
Here’s more than you could ever possibly want to know about it:
https://www.migrationology.com/cuy-guinea-pig-meal/
They are very delicious, although they have a very high bone-to-meat ratio.
When I read this I was reminded of Chinchiladas from Archer.
Aaaaand now it’s time to go watch archer from the top
I’m picturing you menacing the dog with a hot dog bun
You’re a weird guy, Mr Squid…
Most I’d do is grab my cat by the scruff of her neck and say “NO! BAD! Grrrrrrrrrr!!!” and she’d run off with her tail between her legs and a sorry look on her face. Then a few hours later, we would go back to normal and she wouldn’t do that thing again.
Except for putting her butthole in my face. Never got her to stop that when I first woke up every afternoon.
Sometimes you have to let them know it’s either they behave or you take them to the glue factory.
They’re going to become a pizza topping???
If they’re lucky.
https://bengalcats.co/cattycorner-feel-honored-when-your-cat-sticks-their-butt-in-your-face/
That ain’t no cat yo. I think you may have domesticated an opossum