• Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    4 months ago

    Based on dress, I’d say:

    Alpha: Private Equity Trader, Financier
    Beta: Athlete, Footballer
    Delta: Mechanic, Plumber
    Gamma: Poet, Musician
    Omega: Technician, coder
    Sigma: Hitman, Organized Crime Goon

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      Alpha: C Suite exec, pays for male prostitutes

      Beta: Athlete “it’s just hazing bro” rapist

      Delta: Everyman Thespian, sleeps his way to the lead role

      Gamma: Barista, gets raped by the Beta

      Omega: IT guy for Alphas company, knows where all the bodies are hidden

      Sigma: Backstreet fuckBoy