CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish · 8 个月前This is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull.ttrpg.networkexternal-linkmessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1375arrow-down15
arrow-up1370arrow-down1external-linkThis is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull.ttrpg.networkCalamityEmu@ttrpg.network to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish · 8 个月前message-square25fedilink
minus-squareCalamityEmu@ttrpg.networkOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up38·8 个月前Our player who likes doing this to the DM: “So they’re giving us horses? What are the horses’ names?” Our DM: “…no. You choose.”
minus-squareRevan343@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up27·8 个月前“They aren’t attached enough to the horses to have chosen names for them, they are referred to by their coat colour.” “What colours are they?” “…fuck.”
minus-squareSpeakinTelnet@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·8 个月前“Dasher, Dancer, Prancer…” “His name is Meatball”
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·8 个月前“Horsey McHorseFace.” “You no longer have the right to choose.”
minus-squareflicker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·8 个月前This is how I accidentally named one guy “ThisGuy” and the other, “Thatguy.” On the plus side, Jim Bob the bridge builder is a long term friend I keep looking up when we visit town.
minus-squareRevan343@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 个月前 Jim Bob the bridge builder Beats being named Jim Bob the goat fucker
minus-square...m...@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 个月前…i cast speak with animals and asked the horses their names: turns out they were darryl and his brother darrell…
Our player who likes doing this to the DM: “So they’re giving us horses? What are the horses’ names?” Our DM: “…no. You choose.”
“They aren’t attached enough to the horses to have chosen names for them, they are referred to by their coat colour.”
“What colours are they?”
“…fuck.”
“Dasher, Dancer, Prancer…”
“His name is Meatball”
“Horsey McHorseFace.”
“You no longer have the right to choose.”
This is how I accidentally named one guy “ThisGuy” and the other, “Thatguy.”
On the plus side, Jim Bob the bridge builder is a long term friend I keep looking up when we visit town.
Beats being named Jim Bob the goat fucker
…i cast speak with animals and asked the horses their names: turns out they were darryl and his brother darrell…