Maybe they’re calm BECAUSE the floor is food. My next meal is 10 miles away.
Here I thought they were forced to stand around in their own shit
that heavily depends on the farm
Cows aren’t solely feeded grass
How do I force someone to change their username?
Edit: thanks for coming, everyone. We’ll be here all week.
Ask @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world. They originally went by “Charlie”.
Why don’t you tell the class what you did to make me change it?
You see, Satan and I were at the tail end of a weeklong bender and getting kinda bored…
It wasn’t just a weeklong bender, you fucking hippie.
You said you would always be there for me.
It wasn’t just a weeklong bender
Right, forgot the s in weekslong 😁
you fucking hippie.
Better than a celibate hippie. Those guys are WEIRD!
You said you would always be there for me
And I will! When the rain starts to fall claps 4 times while swimming fully clothed in a New York fountain