What if I named it ’ the demon core’?
Just don’t tickle it with a screwdriver.
Radical
Spicy rocks.
They don’t taste spicy. How many times do I have to lick to unlock it’s power?
You already gave. Lisan-al-gaib!!!
You’re already using the wrong it’s/it’s variant - your mental capacity is falling!
You keep it under your tongue until other foods get spicy.
Take me home
To the place
But angry rock is angry.
Spicy rocks. Tasty spicy rocks.
I use it in all my cooking. My family is deathly ill.
I saw graphite on the ground.
Get this man to the infirmary; he’s delusional
Geiger counter goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
My magic rocks do something. Trust me. Crystals and turquoise are for rubes but this magic rock is named after a planetoid so it has special energy. Buy these very expensive magic rocks instead of the cheaper ones at the woo store.
But I have part of a magic rock in my smoke detector
Na, those are fake, made from putting this toxic synthetic “plutonium” stuff in this big machine called a reactor.
Cl ever wording there, but somehow I’m salty about it.
I ain’t happy, I’m feeling glad
There’s still a lot of rocks and other substances that are very mildly radioactive. Many of them are in your home. You might even call them “bricks”.
The fact is it takes a specific level of hazard to affect a person, and bluntly, we’re exposed to “safe” radiation levels all the time.
And to finish this, radiation poisoning doesn’t require your belief. It will fuck your shit up while you scream about how you don’t believe in it. That’s a bit like saying that you don’t believe in the killdozer at your door, it’s not real. Meanwhile, your feeble statements and beliefs, and indeed, your fucking house won’t stop the killdozer from murdering the fuck out of you.
Fool. I can see the killdozer at my door, that’s why it’s real. Radiation, viruses, etc. can’t see those, ergo they are not real. Q.E.D.
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You have to swallow the rock for the cure.
Do it, eat the rock. It will make things better.
Where are all the Comrade Dyatlov memes? 🙄
I know this isn’t a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. meme but it is a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. meme
