Let me tell you the story of the great Knocrates. He was a Greek philosophy major from ancient UCLA. He really liked cute things and one day he was between two of the most beautiful tits women kind had ever grown. Look the point is that you probably don’t want cute 🥺🥰. It doesn’t last. Anyway you want Hot 🥵🔥🥵. You want 🔥!

You don’t hear about a great red panda browser. But you hear about Firefox a lot! See what I mean? So fireworks 🎆🎇🎇 it is!

For 10 years 😄. Well, maybe 6 years. Usually the last few years you probably wish you we’re already gone or are already gone.

Either way he can’t run away from destiny. If I live long enough, I will piss on his grave.

No! Fireworks! 🎇🎆🎇🎇🎆. Just pop a whole bunch and your panda problems would be history. C’mon man 😂. We can save the world! From red pandas

Hey, if your country is overrun by red panda infestations, you know exactly what to do!

How about click to get me off your mail list or the FBI gives you a visit?

Hard pass. I don’t want anything where the technology is not controlled from my hub or someone I trust.

My phone is running slow…hey! How about a camera 🤳📸!

I second this. I didn’t understand that until…you know, like you install the latest python or something and then your website is proof! Gone. Dockerization gives it a little bit of stability.

I came to say this almost exactly word for word. 5 storey would have been enough, but hey. If you gotta make a splash, make a splash.

Don’t worry, it’s not airborne. Just walk 6 feet behind other people.

Ukraine wouldn’t waste drones like that. Every drone can carry a little something for the Russians.

This should inspire a new Nabisco cookie 🍪. And it should be consumed with Coca-Cola or some other Nestle “food”.

I woke up at 4 this morning. The fridge made a big ice maker noise that sounded like a door getting slammed. Anyway here I am shit posting and reading shit posts.

Only if I need to get old emails off that Gmail shit.

I mean, maybe he just knew! 🤣🤔

The new book “Australopithecus clusterfuck, the ins and outs of a lost hominid” has a good ring to it.

AI vagina Fleshlight beds. You just find your sleep inside one and it will do you all night long! Telling you stories of any topic. Massaging you in every possible way. Playing your favorite music. It’s like a living room! Oh I’m sleeping in the living room again. Yeah I’m in the dog house. But that’s why you need an AI vagina Fleshlight bed!

Looks like the transition was around 2016 from Skype to teams but Skype has been around since 2003.

I’ve been using teams for 3 or 4 years before the pandemic… So maybe around 2015? I gotta Google check that. But then before it was called teams it was called Skype. I recall the thing had a shitty transition to becoming teams.

How about ads on the hood of my car got when I’m doing oil changes? 😔😭

Or maybe 🤔, and I hope I don’t offend my fellow human beings in Ukraine, but what if meta donated drones to Ukraine where they would blowup tanks and the explosion would be in the form of a dawn commercial? Or Downy! Or Mr. Clean… somebody has to Remove all the stains 😔.